sensitivedylan:

send me a fandom and i’ll list my five favorite characters

befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better

im hannah. i like me bung. sway. hue. hueh hueh hueh

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

inksplattersandearlyhours:

"Fred Potter, I actually let your mother name you after the bravest man she knew, instead of making it all about me. Now promise me that you’ll take a picture of McGonagall’s face when she realises the prankster legacy you and James plan to live up to. Awesome. High five.”

tonightshow:

ja-ll:

tonightshow:

I’m not funny.

I laughed out loud

I lost 3 followers.

tonightshow:

ja-ll:

tonightshow:

I’m not funny.

I laughed out loud

I lost 3 followers.

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

swagarian:

A guest at my friend’s hotel left these behind
Yes, that is a four-person jacuzzi filled with magic: the gathering cards

swagarian:

A guest at my friend’s hotel left these behind

Yes, that is a four-person jacuzzi filled with magic: the gathering cards

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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