I finished the one big thing that was due at midnight and with that my drive for homework winked out as well so. WEDNESDAY WILL BE FUN. ESSAY AND QUEST AND MULTIPLE CHOICE PRACTICE. AND ASKING TEACHER ABOUT SOMETHING WITH LIKELY NO ANSWER THAT WILL PROBABLY BUG HER
"leave room for Jesus" has got to be the creepiest worst thought out bit of dance chaperone "wisdom" ever
"no kids don’t grind on each other grind on our Lord and Savior instead”
when will videogames figure out that a good majority of gamers would unironically buy more games if the protag was a gun wielding grandma
please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be
???????????? This is like the second time I’ve heard about someone anonymously complimenting me except THIS TIME IT’S A GIRL? GIRLS THINK I’M CUTE TOO? GOLLY I’M FLATTERED
AND THIS IS EVEN MORE MYSTERIOUS BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHO SENT THIS ASK SO THIS COULD BE ANYONE. I HAVE NO POINT OF REFERENCE TO MAKE A GUESS FROM. OH GOSH. I HAVE FRIENDS IN EVERY GRADE. OR DO YOU NOT EVEN GO TO MY SCHOOL AND THIS FRIEND JUST SAW A PHOTO OF ME. MYSTEEEEERIOUS
correction attention everyone who fucking uses snazaroo do yourself a favor and throw that shit in the trash it is for kids for a fucking reason (i mean unless you like having your make up all over your shit SHRUG) snazaroo IS NOT INTENDED to be worn extensively. and is not intended to cover large areas.
we’ve tried ben nye color pots, snazaroo and a mix of ben nye and snazaroo (plus powder sealer and liquid final seal) but nothing works like kyrolan’s aquacolor. we got a huge pot of it (i think it cost $14) and it will last forever. we got ben nye’s liquiset ($7 i think) to go with it (it is a mixer and sealer) so technically you don’t need to seal this stuff. we bought a kryolan applicator as well (DON’T USE MAKE UP WEDGES) but if you don’t want to buy one of those you can buy those craft sponges at the store for like a dollar. it’s the same thing. you do not need water to apply this, just the liquiset. DO NOT PUT VERY MUCH ON THE SPONGE. you have to get the paint and set to a nice medium to get it to go on nicely. you can blot or smudge.
just wash your face first ok
it literally took me maybe fifteen minutes to put on my make up last night (face/neck/arms) and it went on very nicely. since it is mainly glycerin it did make me sweat a bit but any body paint will do that. i had no trouble with it rubbing off on any thing (unless you are being stupid and pressing against something) and it came off well. it pills up and peels off and doesn’t leave a gross post-paint feeling.
THAT STILL DOESN’T MAKE IT OK TO CLEAN IT ALL OFF IN THE HOTEL SINK (OR YOUR MOM’S SINK) GET SOME MAKE UP WIPES OK.
if you’re thinking this seems expensive well it’s honestly not and is a small price to pay for not being the fuckpod at the con getting their goddamn paint on everything. i rest my case.
this is the stuff i have bookmarked for ember and flame princess
I wish I had seen this post a week ago!! Because it would have come out a lot cheaper than my small tin of Ben Nye for $9!!
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to