Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

  • godric: i took your advice salazar
  • salazar: what advice
  • godric: about having giant versions of our house animals
  • salazar: oh no
  • godric: i got a 60 foot lion
  • salazar: oh no
  • godric: she's in the grounds right now
  • salazar: OH NO
  • godric: look out the window bro
  • salazar:
  • salazar: wait i dont see her
  • godric: yeah i was lion about the whole thing
  • salazar:
  • godric:
  • salazar: i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
  • godric: ayyyyy
  • salazar: ayyyyy

youngblackandvegan:

modestmojo:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

This is funny but at the same time it hurts so bad

sometimes you gotta laugh to stop from laughing

taanataan:

We came back to our room to see that the housekeeper’s been treating our Slime right.

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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billbuttlicker-:

i’m a film student

bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

sailingonsuccess:

this will be the first generation of moms that know you’re unable to pause a multiplayer game

"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

bigbardafree:

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acebunnie:

meeting people who like anime is either very good or very bad. 

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